Lost in Translation

Just wanted to share a few tidbits I collected throughout the trip. These are messages from throughout Spain and Italy that make creative use of the English language...or just make no sense!

• Hotel in Florence: "Towels are not gadgets of the hotel. If they are less, it will be added to the bill."
  
• Hotel in Seville: "This hotel accepts no responsibility for money or valuables be posited in the safe box of the hotel."
  
• Hotel in Granada: "The prices stated by your hotel appears in the document which will be handed to yous at the reception desk and signed by yourself."
  
• From my ticket to the Alhambra in Granada: "Do not photographies using a tripod. Do not eat or drink, except in the specific areas allowed to it. Get a 50% discount showing your Alhambra ticket for the same wek."